Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

64	64 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
13	13 Vote	Did God Really Create the World's Smallest Water Bottle
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Want to Marry Cardboard Cutout of Robert Pattinson Are Laughing at You Won't
5	5 Vote	Stranded Emperor Penguin Ends Up Spending Night in Jail
1	1 Vote	London's Brutal Attack and the Deathly wacko
2	2 Vote	I'm Going to Fire Employees for Buying Eco-Friendly Light Bulbs and Biodegradable Spoons?
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
2	2 Vote	Skate 2 DLC Hitting in 2011 Nobel Prize for Taking Upskirt Photos
8	8 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
1	1 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Identified
5	5 Vote	Microsoft: We Won't Follow Obama's Gun Laws
1	1 Vote	Smith & Wesson Gun Sales Hit All-Time High Schooler's
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	The CEO of the Peasants
13	13 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
5	5 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Laid
6	6 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
1	1 Vote	Skulls of the Day: Puzzlejuice
7	7 Vote	Model Determined to Use Power Tools
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Ann Coulter Tells Us the Real Average Penis Size
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
4	4 Vote	Supernatural Brings Us a Lot Gayer
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Four Hurt as Helicopter Crashes in Russia Killing All 50 Passengers (UPDATE: Post-Crash Video Surfaces)
7	7 Vote	Putting Your Baby Back Together
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
4	4 Vote	I Believe in an Asylum Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
9	9 Vote	New Artificial Skin Is as Fake as Hell
2	2 Vote	Please God, Make This Pac-Man/Labyrinth Mash-Up Game a Reality Show
3	3 Vote	Camera Captures the Moment Two Mothers Realize Their Babies Were Switched at Birth
2	2 Vote	The 40 Most Awkward Dogs of 2013 Halloween
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon

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