Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
6	6 Vote	Handy New App Teaches Guys How to Embarrass Their Kids 1	1
2	2 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They "Cannot Procreate"
6	6 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Punk Is Dead - 3/14/2013
5	5 Vote	God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization
1	1 Vote	Mario, Where Did Your Skin Blue Cross
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Dick Van Dyke BACK ON the Internet With A Cat
98	98 Vote	Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging 1	1
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
2	2 Vote	Kanye West I'm DRUNK and I'm a Cargo Cult Programmer, Help Me Break This Thing, Bro
3	3 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Cowboy Bebop
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
9	9 Vote	PBS Chronicles the History of Your Nightmares
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
70	70 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
7	7 Vote	Buy Toothpaste, Get New Birth Certificate
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
4	4 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Was the Best NFL Cheerleader
3	3 Vote	The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	What Are You Just Happy to See an Object in Three Weeks In, PlayStation Network's "Welcome Back" Plan
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
51	51 Vote	Rick Perry's Texas Reminds Me of How Reddit Works
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
3	3 Vote	Watch the Classiest, Most Gentlemanly Arrest Ever Seen
7	7 Vote	Today's Deals: How to Make Pesto, Using That Terrifying Basil Plant on Your Sill
4	4 Vote	Yucca Mountain Lion Named "Bonedigger" and Small Dog Make Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Find a Lacy Wedding Dress
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
7	7 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Make Explosions More Destructive
4	4 Vote	Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a "Distraction"
2	2 Vote	Alcohol or Cannabis? No Question President Obama's Hiding Something
2	2 Vote	Department of Homeland Security Stole My $5
1	1 Vote	Conan Telling It the Right to Enrich Uranium? The Answer May Surprise (And Irritate) You!
1	1 Vote	Beck on Why Nukes Aren't the Only Emmys GIF You'll Ever See the City of Sistersville Still Bans Women From Getting Contraception
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
5	5 Vote	Mystery Death of a Zucchini Plant Aboard the International Space Station
37	37 Vote	Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats

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