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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Out Notes Telling Trick or Treaters They're Fat
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The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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MIT Explores Magnetic Mapping With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
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Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
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Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable
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Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
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We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Computer?
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
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Jesus Is Not My Cat
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The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
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The Scathing Obama Column Written by Stoners
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I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
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Camel Season Opens in Australia Officially
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What a 19th-Century Economist Can Teach Us About the Twilight Saga
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More Killer Robots Enter Cheat Code: G-E-O-E-N-G-I-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
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Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
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Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
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Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine
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The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests