Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
84	84 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
36	36 Vote	Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
8	8 Vote	FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
6	6 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Speedo
8	8 Vote	Crest Switches Kids Candy With Health Food, Laughs as They Cry
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
73	73 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
108	108 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
9	9 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
30	30 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
51	51 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
5	5 Vote	Turtles With Guns in American Society
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt

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