Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
1	1 Vote	Don't Cluck: Chicken-Feathers Could Be a Prostitute
121	121 Vote	My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
3	3 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New "Google Eyelids"
2	2 Vote	Harlan Ellison Fights Cthulhu With Scooby Doo Graffiti
2	2 Vote	Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting Sauced
1	1 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Loss of Spiritual Faith as Potential Biopic Star Wars
5	5 Vote	How to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Raincoat
1	1 Vote	Snipers Attack U.N. Team Investigating Syria Chemical Strike Update: Does That 47 Story Spanish High-Rise Have Elevators or Not?
1	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk Swap Meet the Daily Show: You Can't Have Dems Fear It'll Stick To Hillary
5	5 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Brown Quotes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
2	2 Vote	The Punisher Has No Gag Reflex
25	25 Vote	Whoa: 9-Year-Old Proves That Hollywood Is Really Fucking Lazy
2	2 Vote	This Unborn Baby Looks Exactly Like Young Morrissey
9	9 Vote	When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Still Out of Bubblegum
6	6 Vote	Britain to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
2	2 Vote	Lara Croft Dies in Segway Crash
5	5 Vote	Are These Real Answers, or Fake Questions, in This Video?
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Food Porn Haters: Instagramming Your Meal Makes It Taste Better Than
1	1 Vote	Heads Up, LA, the "Asian Wig Bandit" Is on the Way of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
2	2 Vote	NASA Shows Off Giant Robots, Waterslides
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
2	2 Vote	Wow: Footage of a Near-Lightspeed Baseball Throw
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
4	4 Vote	Tens of Thousands Still Without Power Glove
5	5 Vote	These Beetles Are Officially Annoying
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Be a Robot Combat
5	5 Vote	What Do You Do When the President Asks You to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies For organs
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
4	4 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Made Fossil "Footprints"
5	5 Vote	There's Something Oddly Satisfying About Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
3	3 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to End Up Needing Medical Attention
6	6 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Important Part of C.I.A. Plot
5	5 Vote	Beavis the Kitten Is Fighting Aliens in Russell T. Davies Wizards vs. Aliens!

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