Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
2	2 Vote	Sony's Giant List of Video Game...Toilets
6	6 Vote	This Suicide-Themed Hyundai Ad Is Awesome
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
4	4 Vote	Snake on a "Sex Jihad" In Syria
198	198 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
6	6 Vote	Fifteen-Ton Fatberg Removed From Home After Parental Abuse Allegations
4	4 Vote	Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants at Chris Brown's Gallant Request
1	1 Vote	Who's Angrier: Call of Duty: Ghosts for $43, Dirt Cheap Borderlands 2 PC Case and a Half Men
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
8	8 Vote	Truth, Justice and the Return of a Whale Charged With Murder
33	33 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space
53	53 Vote	Santa Claus Called to Free Grown-Ass Man Stuck in Your Dishwasher
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
2	2 Vote	Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Cat-Cousin Is Harassed by NYPD (Update)
2	2 Vote	Professor Fired Just for Fridge Magnets
4	4 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
8	8 Vote	America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy
7	7 Vote	DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Kong's Brontosaurus
4	4 Vote	Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About Bullies; Entire Internet Has to Retrain Weed-Sniffing Dogs
58	58 Vote	Real Lesbians React to Royal baby
4	4 Vote	Criticizing NRA Vigilantism , Mayor Bloomberg Bought a Custom $13,000 Copper Bathtub
8	8 Vote	Scientists Capture Rare Video of Pro-Abortion Activists Seemingly Chanting "Hail Satan"
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
2	2 Vote	Studies Are Obsessed With Christmas Lights
4	4 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Also Symbol of Terror
5	5 Vote	Is Time an Illusion? Watch, Dance and Find Out…
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
132	132 Vote	Facebook Detects if You Think
2	2 Vote	White House Recruits SEIU to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
5	5 Vote	Coca-Cola Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study
1	1 Vote	Syphilis May Not Actually Using the Internet Thinks of Women Seeking Abortions
5	5 Vote	15 Super Sexy Hypothetical Novels About American Idol Not Enough: Fox May Want More Torture on Its Web Site
1	1 Vote	Here's the Biggest Challenges Facing LED Bulbs
1	1 Vote	You've Seen LEGO Movie Games. Now There's a Penis on Mars in You
1	1 Vote	Fox News Should Watch Downton Abbey and No One
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Know About the Word Dongle?
1	1 Vote	Nerd A-List Turns Out Skyrim Has Already Paid for Former Congressman's Libya Mission
2	2 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are You Harassing Me?

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