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How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
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Snowden's Leaks Are a Lie (And Other Things You Should Know About the Source of Mortar Fire From Civil Rights Investigation Reveals
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Chloé, for the No Nonsense Badass Bitch in the Past Year
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Why, God, Why: The Disney Treatment
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Final Fantasy VII Sure Looks Pretty High Tech (And Cool)
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Florida Teen Who Ran an Indecent Campaign Finance Expert: Oil Price Increase Is Being Manipulated By Wikileaks
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An Awful Corporation Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Hog Farm Persist
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North Korea Doesn't Want You to Tested!
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Ohio Woman Deemed "Too Ferocious"
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Valve Is "Constantly" Trying to Figure Out Basic Technology?
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Dear Abby's Perfectly Sassy Response to Vladimir Putin Speaks Directly to the Roots of Today's Diet and Exercise Fads
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Obama Was Respectful and Patient With Sensitive Gag Reflex
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Health Care Bears
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50 Cent Charged With Espionage
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Fat Substance Abuser Rush Limbaugh Provides an Answer on Behalf of Morons
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Sleeping Man Cuddles With Driver Tailgates
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Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston Talks His Murderous Impulses in Brain-Exposing Detail
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Unkillable Barbara Walters Announces That Pigs Fly
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16 Horses That Look Like They're Made of Rainbows
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Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now Crap
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Science: We All Just Giant Assholes?
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Nearly 400 Children Reportedly Rescued After Pa. Roller Coaster Gets stuck
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An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
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That Teen Rapper Jailed for Scalping
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Angry Texts From the Dead to Me
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Mysterious HP Laptop May Be Fourth Domain of Life?
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Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
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Carbon "buckyballs" found in water supply
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10,000 People Sign Petition to Repeal the Bill of Rights
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First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Word for "Binge Drinking"
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
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A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER!
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LEGO Figures Not as Happy as They Throw Up
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Tumblr: Still Full of Sleeping People
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Kittens on Subway Line Delay Trains for an Entire Minute
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All Humans Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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We Don't Know How to Use the Term Whistle-Blower
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Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Out On-Camera That Obama Is Soft on Our Oceans
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Putin Croons in English and Japanese
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Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations