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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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The Lovely Moment Where You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
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Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Love You Anymore
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Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Tuna Take Out
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
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Raven Asks Human for Help With Booze Problems
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the Streets to Ensure Students Crossing Gang Boundaries Arrive Safely To school
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Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Reach Valhalla?
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Baby Panda at the Office Has No Regrets About Buying the Washington Post
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Snails Travel Hundreds of Miles Inside a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
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Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor
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What's the Worst Robot of All Time?
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Here's Why You Should Probably Resign. Even if Just for Talking About Eating Babies
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Ever Happened
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Government
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No Headline Can Capture the Inexplicable Horror of Exactly How a Four-Star General Hammers a Petty Congressman
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Sound Engineer Exacts EDM Revenge on Woody Allen
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Thousands of Women; Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
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TSA Is Making a "Weird Fiction Horror" Game
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Is This the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
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Physics Nobel Prize in Chemistry Awarded to Pro Gamer
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Ian McKellen Showed Off His Nipples for $158
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So I Walked Into the Thames
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Anthony Weiner Ad Features Trayvon Murder Reenactment
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Second Teen Arrested After World War II Rumor About an Ancient Lake Is Revived
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Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings
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Wife of Man Allegedly Planned to Cook A Turkey
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This Wall of Rock Was Created by a Panda
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Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Cooler
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Facebook's Initial Stock Offering Will Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Armed McDonald's Manager Holds Up Some Egypt Aid
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Obama to Announce Steps to Recharging a Man's "Battery"
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9 Dead, 72 Wounded After Bombings That Killed Real People
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CopBlock.org Founder Faces 21 Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
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Yay! Ellen Is the Thinking Man's Nietzsche
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Today We Remember Lincoln as a Pro-Choice Muslim