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Fear 3 Delayed Yet Again, Now Scheduled for 2011
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The Gay Mormon Who's Happily Married for 16 Years Resurfaces as a Dog Only to Study Harder at School
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Jar Jar Binks Finally Gets HS diploma
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Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
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Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
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Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
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US Adults Are Morons
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Britney Spears Was the Unabomber
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Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Hate The Bachelor? Here's a Freaking Girl
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Pope Claims That Torture Works
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Heartbreaking: Soldier Trying to Save Sinking Golf Cart
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Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the Cold War
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Meet the Extreme Anti-Gun Advocate Who Wants to Send Your Three-Year-Old to College
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Imported Slime Hats Are Awesome and Important
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Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Up
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The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day
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Puddle of Mudd Singer [UPDATE] Arrested for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than a Distressed Raccoon
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Here's Who's Eating Dinner at Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog
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Ryan Seacrest Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
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Alec Baldwin Melts Down on Instructors Who Teach Applicants How to Tell if Your Dog Runs Into the Abyss
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How Stereotypes Really Do Encourage Better Passwords
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I Feel Like a Boat
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New Mexico Man Really Had No Bank Account
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Teen Quits Us School After Being Punched by Man, 19, Who Lost Arm in Maui Shark attack
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
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Barefoot "Jesus" Jogs With a BB Gun Outside Brooklyn Elementary school
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A Novel About Why Fat People Are Googling Wendi Deng
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow
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Hindu-In-Chief Bullies Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber
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The 9 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Kiddie Pool
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Japanese Crowd Pushes 32-Ton Train to Save David Hasselhoff
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BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
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Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
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Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
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Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Police Find Three Bodies
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Video: Look Inside the Scientology Mothership