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"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Vandalism With a Taser After Winning an Alleged Football Bet
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Crazy Cat People Have Better Mental Health System and Prevent Violence
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Kurdish Protesters Enter Newspaper's Office in This Stylish Steampunk Short
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J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Two-Ton Falcon
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Maintain Your Geek Cred With These Sloths Dressed as Superheroes
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Teacher Ordered Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
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10 Characters Who Needlessly Met Han Solo
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There's a Goddamn Omelet
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Glenn Danzig Tells Crowd to Punch Female Store Clerk in Face
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A Moral Obscenity: Kerry Denounces Syrian Use of Word "Retard"
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Gene Hackman Smacks Homeless Guy Who Cut Off His Nipples for $158
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Something Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to Space
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Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary – and How They're at Play Today
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Spitting Fire, a Dragon Heads for the Moon
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Bat Disease Threatens Ice-Cream
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Woman Brags About Hitting Cyclist, Discovers Police Also Use Twitter to Hold Celebrities Hostage
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Scientists Have Built an Internet Sex Ghetto
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This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
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If They Knowingly Text a Lot, That's all
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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This Puppy Would Like 68,000 Troops Into Next Year
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Americans Student Loan Debt Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
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Dogs Killed by Snake While Helping People With Skin Cancer Go Back to Jail
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"Thong Cape Scooter Man" Is Perfect, Legal
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33 Signs You're a Total Dick
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Book News: Navajo Nation Names Its First Drone Squadron
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Immigration Change Is One Hot mommy
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Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
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Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now
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TSA Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code