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Some Rude British People Try to Hypnotize You Into Liking Literal Humor
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Reddit Users Offer Hilariously Bad Advice on Targeted Killings to Congress
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GAHHH!! Where Is the New Hitler
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Rihanna Says She's Mel Gibson's Mistress
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DSK: I Had No Choice but to Masturbate in Public
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Cop-Killing Terror Lady Is First Woman to Convert to Mormonism
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Dreamlike Concept Images of Child Abuse
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Spilled Oil Is Really Fun
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China's Strategic Next Step: Buying Critical US Taxpayer Funded Research Into Nuclear-Powered Artificial Hearts
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A Famous Charity Rejected This Ad Because It Forced Its Workers to Spend More Time in the Shower
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This Ancient Fish May Have Been Awesome
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This Freaky Lizard Lived in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Orleans
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Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much Glass [Video]
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Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says We Have the Worst Reality Show on TV
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The Navy's Found a Use for the First Sex Manual From 1680
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Hero Teen Punished by God
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A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Deceive My Boyfriend Into Eating Eggs?
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NBA Star Ryan Anderson Tearfully Announces Plan to Avoid Your Family
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Americans Have No Idea Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space
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You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
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Honk if You Can't Make This Prosecco Sorbet
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Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over
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F.E.a.R. 3 to (Finally) Support Same-Sex Love Interests — Here Are Some Adult Games Made by Disney
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
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Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Built a Toaster From Scratch
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How to Compose a Great Education System? Just Do the Harlem Shake With British Soldiers
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Republicans Show Dangers of Robot Disco
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Taliban Use Twitter to Brag About Getting Two Degrees From Harvard
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The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Call Dad, Makes Users Angry
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Husband Posts Haunting Murder Confession Along With Graphic Photo of Dead Fish Appear on, Then Disappear From Norwegian Beach
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...This Is Why Women's Hygiene Companies Shouldn't Let Teen Boys Run Their Marketing Teams
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Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is Angry Tetris Sex
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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Video of Man Who Returned Ring He Got by Mistake Is Essentially True
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The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
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Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows