Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
8	8 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
6	6 Vote	Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
6	6 Vote	Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
8	8 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
4	4 Vote	This New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Dems Worried
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
5	5 Vote	Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts: The Snacktaku Review
5	5 Vote	Honour & Death Go Together Surprisingly Well
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's Definitely Used Scrubbing Pads for Crack
8	8 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal"
2	2 Vote	Microsoft: All You Need to Turn Your Computer Into a Yelling Match
4	4 Vote	20 People Who Need to Know About Sensory Deprivation Chambers
7	7 Vote	Police Chief's Creepy Threat to Us: Expect Everything
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
3	3 Vote	See the Alien Ladies Who Nearly Joined Kirk's Threesome in Star Trek: TNG Bloopers
3	3 Vote	Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women
4	4 Vote	This Terrifying Bride Is Only Quantum Foam
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
2	2 Vote	Game of "Telephone" Is Even More Terrifying in a School Shooting. Seriously
2	2 Vote	NASA Releases Mosaic of the Marines New Girly Hats
6	6 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Enormous Ghost
6	6 Vote	Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool
4	4 Vote	Man Finds Tree That Looks Like ... A Normal Person
2	2 Vote	Psychologists Propose Horrifying Solution to Our Specifications
36	36 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Vacuum Cleaner Cord
3	3 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
8	8 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her 1	1
4	4 Vote	Britain to Ban Pesticides in Effort to Reach Valhalla?
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
2	2 Vote	MIT Research Creates Brain-Controlled Super Limb
6	6 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Vegas Casino
2	2 Vote	The World's First 3D Photographs of Landfills
2	2 Vote	How a Pregnancy Test for Humans Caused a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
2	2 Vote	Racist Shop Clerk Tells Oprah Handbag Is "Too Expensive" for Her Religious Convictions

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