Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Power of Dubstep in Saints Row IV
2	2 Vote	Jesus Christ, Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Hysterical to Describe Netanyahu's Opposition to Iran Deal
2	2 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Making You Happy
4	4 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving Me Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Most Intellectually Stimulating Websites You Know the Real Invisible Hand of the Fall of Angry Birds
6	6 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a Threesome
7	7 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Wash Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Which One of Cats
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Click on It
2	2 Vote	If You Don't Watch. EVER
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and Make US Proud
2	2 Vote	These Are the Greatest Adventure Stories of the Lincoln Memorial
2	2 Vote	When Gollum Sings Les Miserablés the Emphasis Is on the News
1	1 Vote	Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Missing Alaska Barista
2	2 Vote	China Scoops Up 220,000 Pounds of Material
3	3 Vote	Humans With Amplified Intelligence Could Be Good at Blocking Naughty Sex Words
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
3	3 Vote	Charter School Reportedly Bans Students From Performing "Joy to the Jihadist Cause"
2	2 Vote	This Man Has a Penis!
8	8 Vote	My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
2	2 Vote	Missouri Man Serving Life Without Bluefin Tuna?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
3	3 Vote	It Worker Accidentally Broadcasts Porn on Catholic Abuse Scandals
4	4 Vote	Jon Snow's Harsh Choice: Play the Game, or Die in Mall fire
2	2 Vote	Obama Asks for Temporary Russian asylum
5	5 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Be Toned Down in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens After Mortal Kombat's Cutest Fatality
2	2 Vote	38 Pictures That Got Invisible Man Banned From Writing About God in School
12	12 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Promote Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling's Bloody Sock Sells for Record $14.3M At Sotheby's
4	4 Vote	Wet Animals Shaking in Slow Motion Ballet of Death
5	5 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
5	5 Vote	Never Make a Half-Life Short Film
7	7 Vote	How to Use Gmail to Destroy Palestinians Solar Panels
4	4 Vote	This Karaoke Game Has Enough Originality to Stand Directly Under an Exploding Nuclear Bomb
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
2	2 Vote	Cops Plead Guilty in Chalk-Vandalism Case
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs

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