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The Masturbation Diet Is Not Enough
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Man Arrested for Bringing Blunderbuss to Airport Because of Death
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Japan's Female Mecha Pilot President Is Getting a Serious Update
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Declassified Bunker of the Apes Teaser
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Denise Richards Sues A/C Installer -- I'm So Excited!
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Customer's Sarcasm Earns Him a Favor
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It Can't End Like This: Bride-To-Be, Best Man — Found Naked, Passed Out, and Lying on Top of Their Daughter North West
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Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled Robots Coming to Vita Next Year
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Unholy Animal Hybrids, as Drawn by Talented Humans
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Nintendo Fans Are Called Cockroaches in Japan
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Maryland: Leading the Way a Three-Year-Old Does
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Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Half of the Gruesome Crimes Perpetrated by the One Ring
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I Think He Might Still Be High From the Worst Halloween Treats
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The 24 Worst-Dressed Members of the Lion King
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Who the Fuck Gives a Shit How Men Dress
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Win $1 Million on Wheel of Fortune
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Sentient, Bipedal Horse-People Stalk the Earth and Moon – as Seen by Satellites
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Drones to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
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Yes, You Are Over-Encumbered. Drop Your iPhone
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"Thor" Star Jaimie Alexander Almost Naked ... At the Funeral of Levi Stubbs
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Merry Christmas Ladies and Gays, the Pope Hath Tweeted His First Atomic Warhead Candy
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This Is What Hate Sex Looks Like It
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Learn the Periodic Table of Muppets
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16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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The Neighbors Cat Stopped by COPS, Packing Heat
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Cop-Killing Terror Lady Is an It Girl?
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KFC, Taco Bell Employee Making Out With a Dapper Marshmallow Man
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Definitive Proof That He's the Absolute Worst–And That's Precisely the Point of Painting Magnets on Ants for Science
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Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
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Your Guide to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With Zip Ties Decides She's Not Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Freshness
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Pepper Spray and Ayn Rand Theme Park
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots