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Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post ThinkProgress
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Guardians of the Closet? The A.V. Club Jezebel
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This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away
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Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare" io9 Jezebel
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The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Herpes CollegeHumor Jezebel
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It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku New York Post
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How Do I Get a Rental Boyfriend CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Doctor Who BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Our iPhone 6 Is Ripping Out Chunks of Peoples Hair
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​Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider Jezebel New York Post
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15-Year-Old Girl Will Make Amends for Stealing a Cherry Danish Two Summers Ago The A.V. Club Jezebel McSweeny's Mommyish
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Family Sickened After Eating Evil Mushrooms Jezebel New York Post
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises) Jezebel The Chive
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Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than the Internet for Free SEX! Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts Jezebel
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Eight Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really HotAir Jezebel
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Here Are Some Selfies That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously) Jezebel Upworthy
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How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina Hacker News Jezebel Lifehacker
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Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Student Suspended for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug Gawker Jezebel
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Law. Yet It Is Gross and Racist Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel r/politics
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Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From the 2015 Camaro Z/28 Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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How to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? Jezebel
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The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave Cracked Jezebel Mommyish
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All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless Business Insider Jezebel
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Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge
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