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Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females Gawker Jezebel
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Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking CNN Gawker Jezebel
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2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies Fox News Jezebel
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Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client Jezebel Kotaku
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Dog Can't Get Married on Top of the Sun BroBible Jezebel The Chive
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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The Queen of England Just Happens to Win the Oscars This Year BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Frozen Characters Will Return for 19th NBA Season Jezebel SBNation
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Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Woman Can't Have Sex With Corpse on Facebook, Gets Served Jezebel Kotaku
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How to Kill Someone by Using an Old Navy Commercial BroBible Jezebel McSweeny's
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This Puppy Would Like to Be a Child BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth Jezebel Upworthy
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Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Dude With World's Biggest Asshole Robs Car Crash BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Facebook Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park CNN Gawker Jezebel
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