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63,670 smashes / 181,161 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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I Made You Shitty in Bed Jezebel Upworthy
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Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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The Obama Administration Moves to Sweden Business Insider Jezebel
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It's High Time Marvel Releases a New Breakfast Sensation Jezebel ZergNet
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Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking Jezebel
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Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist Jezebel
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Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen"
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What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets? Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers Jezebel Valleywag
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Watch 81-Year-Old High School Kids Have a Baby? Jezebel Upworthy
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General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Teachers Must Wear Panties to Work Huffington Post Jezebel
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Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why That's Awesome? Defamer io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Nothing Says Capitalism Like Waiting in Line to Validate 50 Cancer Studies Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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2 Great Actresses Make a "Decent Porn" Jezebel Upworthy
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Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic FaithIt Jezebel
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Worst Nurse Ever Accused of Being Criminally Gross Jezebel
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Woman Murdered by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :( Jezebel
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Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Cudi Jezebel Pitchfork
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One Does Not Care for Fetuses The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Today's Your Last Chance to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Samsung Flew Bloggers to Berlin, Then Threatened to Kill Me CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Inside the Rainbow Potato Jezebel ZergNet
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help Jezebel Upworthy
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off" Jezebel Upworthy
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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This Street Artist Just Won a Gold Medal in Gay Sex Scene Jezebel Upworthy
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer
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Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments? Huffington Post Jezebel
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Xbox One to Have a Uterus? Jezebel Kotaku
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North Korea to Make Black Friends BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Viacom Is Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding Cracked Jezebel
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​Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Your Butts io9 Jezebel
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If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker Jezebel Kotaku
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The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Bitches BuzzFeed Jezebel
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LADIES. Have You Tried Not Being Poor?
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