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63,670 smashes / 181,161 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Kentucky Is About to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Science! io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship Defamer Gawker The Guardian io9 Jezebel
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship CNN Jezebel
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I'm Still Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows Jezebel The Mary Sue
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Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons" BroBible Jezebel
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Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients io9 Jezebel
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"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Being a Boss
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PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno? Jezebel Kotaku
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Fuck You, Cancer Vaccine Jezebel Nature
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You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts BroBible Jezebel Mommyish
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A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Dog Can Feel One With God. Makes Sense, Right? Jezebel Upworthy
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Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle CNN Gawker Jezebel
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Wait for Saints Row IV DLC Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Mom Arrested for Posting a Nearly-Naked Picture of Snowden Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Danny Trejo Joins the View The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Natalie Portman Set to Release Emma Watson's Nudes Jezebel
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15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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