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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's CAT Jezebel Upworthy
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Tom Cruise Is Being Controlled by Magic Wand BuzzFeed Jezebel
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US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers Business Insider Jezebel
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Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine The A.V. Club Jezebel
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We Tried to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows Jezebel
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Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities Jezebel ZergNet
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The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z) Jezebel Pitchfork
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Cops Find Meth in Vagina Gawker Jezebel
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Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus The A.V. Club Jezebel McSweeny's
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat Deadspin Defamer Jezebel
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Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's Jezebel
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD Jezebel Nature
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Sometimes It's Just Galactus Jezebel Kotaku
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WOW! Charles Manson Was Also a Hoops Phenom 100percentfedup Jezebel New York Post
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Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch
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One Image That Reveals the True Terror of Living in a Sitcom Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Spain Is on Fire Business Insider Jezebel
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These Aren't Futuristic Homes for Penises Jezebel Wired
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Rihanna Wants a Hug io9 Jezebel
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The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair? The A.V. Club FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality Jezebel Uproxx
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A Beginner's Guide to "Hipster Racism" The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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A First Look at Your Funeral? io9 Jezebel
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Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Bank Customer Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With His Girlfriend With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of Possible Al-Qaeda Threat CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity" Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake Jezebel Upworthy
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Pope Says You'll Get Whacked Jezebel TMZ
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Dude Bro Tweets Stop Giving a F*** BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Justin Bieber Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Jezebel MTV
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My Husband Is Dating a Zombie Apocalypse
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Jezebel The Gloss TMZ
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Tila Tequila Had an Affair With Elmo BroBible Jezebel