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This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird? Jezebel Upworthy
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America Is Turning Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality io9 Jezebel
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Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins Jezebel New York Times Lede
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When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes io9 Jezebel
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits Defamer Jezebel
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians Jezebel
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Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Dude Friendship CNN Jezebel
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Quit Fucking With Us Gawker Jezebel
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We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Seattle The Guardian Jezebel
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Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...) Jezebel
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Jezebel Upworthy
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Hey, Look! It's the Viewers Fault Jezebel Upworthy
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We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why) Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie The A.V. Club Jezebel McSweeny's Mental Floss
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Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET! CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond Gawker Jezebel Uproxx
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Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks Jezebel Upworthy
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21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Gross New Food Section, "Cock" Gawker Jezebel
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It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly? Jezebel r/funny
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Semen Can Literally Control the Stock Market Business Insider Jezebel
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Rihanna Is a Piece of Paper Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation io9 Jezebel Lifehacker
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Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist Jezebel
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner Defamer Jezebel
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Baseball Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life? Jezebel
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Hope You Die in 10 Minutes Jezebel The Sun
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Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach
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This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder Cracked Jezebel
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Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom io9 Jezebel
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans Jezebel New York Times Lede