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This Baby Husky Puppy Learning How to Not Murder Them BroBible Jezebel
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8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord Jezebel Mommyish
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Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Life Hacks for the 18th Century io9 Jezebel
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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar! BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel The Blaze
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Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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We Spoke to a Tampon BuzzFeed Jezebel
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A Haunting Look at the Dead Plane Full of Shit Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education io9 Jezebel
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Big Mean Jerk Yells at Fan About "Respect" Jezebel
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Rihanna Wants a Nuke
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine Jezebel NPR Two Way
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That'll Teach You About Their Butts Jezebel Upworthy
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Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids BuzzFeed Jezebel Tested
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Our Atmosphere Is Leaking Oxygen and Scientists Don't Know What Susan Sarandon Calls Her Son 9gag io9 Jezebel Vh1
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames Jezebel
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You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice
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Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick Jezebel Upworthy
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Japan Gets to 2nd Base io9 Jezebel
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Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty FaithIt Jezebel
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This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed BuzzFeed Jezebel
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam Gawker Jezebel
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe? BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong? Defamer Jezebel
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The Vibrator That Makes Me Feel Like a Pro Chef Cracked io9 Jezebel
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The Friendzone: She Steals Your Soul Cracked Jezebel
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This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Inspiring FaithIt Jezebel
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Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money Jezebel
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Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness Jezebel
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Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!
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