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63,670 smashes / 181,161 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany Jezebel Upworthy
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My Year as an African Lion Hacker News Jezebel
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Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Movies Secretly Cracked Jezebel
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Killing a Black Character Jezebel Upworthy
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Physicists Find a Bra io9 Jezebel
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Kanye West Ham Deadspin Jezebel
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Why America Loves Butter More Than Happiness Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode! io9 Jezebel
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Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks" Business Insider Jezebel Lifehacker
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Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Taylor Swift Did Not Cause Building 7's Collapse on 9/11 Jezebel Thefreethoughtproject
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Finally, a Car Wreck
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OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Colon Jezebel Upworthy
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo Jezebel Upworthy
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The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit io9 Jezebel
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Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies" Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks Jezebel Pitchfork
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What You Need to Give a Shit Business Insider Jezebel
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Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human Distractify Jezebel
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Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar Jezebel Pitchfork
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Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much Defamer Jezebel Tested
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Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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You May Have Been Killed in Road-Rage Incident on I-95 Fast Company GamesRadar Jezebel
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Please Come to an End Jezebel Slate
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J.K. Rowling Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar Jezebel
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How Not to Die Alone Cracked Jezebel
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McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Violating Probation
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Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing Jezebel
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Hipsters React to British Money Jezebel Upworthy
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s BroBible Jezebel Uproxx
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Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride
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