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93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
92	92 Vote	Pour Yourself a Giant Hairy Spider
92	92 Vote	Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
92	92 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New York
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
92	92 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free
91	91 Vote	Biden Admin to Act Like Total Assholes
91	91 Vote	Prince Is Going to Get Revenge
91	91 Vote	Bride Is Burned and Maid of Honor Breaks Bones in Escape From Fire Thanks to You 1	1
91	91 Vote	The Hater's Guide to the Poop Cafe 1	1
91	91 Vote	A Lot of Us Adults Are Here and It's Haunting
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
91	91 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Talk About the Moon
91	91 Vote	Kitten's Awake Aaaaaaand Now It's PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Libya
91	91 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
90	90 Vote	Turn Your Haunted House Into Propaganda Palace
90	90 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
90	90 Vote	You Have No Close Friends
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
90	90 Vote	Evolution Is Just Like Batman Battles
90	90 Vote	Pediatricians Say Flamin Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Limbs
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
90	90 Vote	Japanese Anime Fans Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
90	90 Vote	You'll Never Be in the Future
90	90 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Public
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
90	90 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Get It Right?
89	89 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Quitting Drinking
89	89 Vote	Apple Just Unveiled a Stylus and It Works! So Go Ahead and Make Some Goddamn Plans
89	89 Vote	Penis Size Does Matter, According to New Zealand Parliament and Newspaper
89	89 Vote	I Was Wrong About Librarians
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy

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