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80	80 Vote	Wanted: An App for That 1	1
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
79	79 Vote	Archaeologists Have a Horny Summer, Too
79	79 Vote	Obama Is Not Consent
79	79 Vote	Men With Small Balls Are F*cking Disgusting, Says Science Thinks
79	79 Vote	What Is a Dick Van 1	1
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
79	79 Vote	Newspaper Censors the Word Derp
78	78 Vote	Tyrannosaurus Rex Had a "Sexual Encounter" With Becki Falwell 2	2
78	78 Vote	Have You Ever Called Out for Blood
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
78	78 Vote	All Beckys to Report to the Woods
78	78 Vote	13 Dishes to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
78	78 Vote	Obama Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
78	78 Vote	Some People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
78	78 Vote	Police Video on Masturbation Is So Homoerotic
78	78 Vote	The Internet Implodes
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
77	77 Vote	Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear 2	2
77	77 Vote	Erotic Images of Sea Creatures You've Probably Been Picturing All Wrong
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
77	77 Vote	LeBron James Is GOING to Suck Ass
77	77 Vote	After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
77	77 Vote	18 Surefire Signs That You're an Old Goosebumps Episode
77	77 Vote	Erin Brockovich Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?

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