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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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YouTuber Creates Massive Ball Pit for His Final Months in Jail Cheezburger Dcclothesline Jezebel
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Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically
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Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again Business Insider Jezebel
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The Oscars Can Seriously Go Fuck Themselves The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Google Has Built an Actual Thing io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts! io9 Jezebel
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Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes Jezebel ZergNet
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
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How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away Jezebel Upworthy
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The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die Business Insider Jezebel
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8 Technologies That Will Make You Poop? Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber Jezebel
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why Jezebel Upworthy
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Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Seriously, Stop Using Smartphones Jezebel Wired
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The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon Cracked Jezebel
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15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo? Business Insider Jezebel The Gloss
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This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid io9 Jezebel
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Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction io9 Jezebel
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Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too! Gawker Jezebel
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How to Use Your Vagina BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Really Old Lady Is Not Dead Yet Another Study Says io9 Jezebel Mommyish
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Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa io9 Jezebel
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