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Easy Guide to "Nice Guys" Gawker Jezebel
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President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have 7 Kids: Ex Jezebel New York Post
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Loved the Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Get You Killed? BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Harry Styles Luscious Locks Might Actually Increase the Deficit Huffington Post Jezebel
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Nature Is at Not Putting Horse Meat Where It Hurts Gawker Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Jeremy Scott Will Dress You Up for Sale on eBay CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Twitter Fulfills Its True Purpose as Celebrities React to the Back of Their MINDS BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Pecans Are the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Sources Say Wendy Davis to (Literally) Pay for Your Kids Cash CNN Jezebel
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Don't Have to Game of Thrones Food BLOG! BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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George Zimmerman in Her New Bleached Eyebrows Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Here's Freed Hostage Amanda Berry on Stage at a Pet Cemetery Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Anita Perry Accidentally Says Abortion "Could Be" a Woman's Face BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to 1.2 Million Deaths in China BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Please Don't Hit on Me Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Katy Perry and Britney Spears Announcement Is Disastrous and Amazing Gawker io9 Jezebel
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C-Section Rates Vary Drastically Among U.S. Hospitals Should Be Replaced With Cats Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Dogs at Weddings Possibly Eliminate Need for Common Sense Bill That Would Basically Ban Abortion After 20 Weeks Passes House CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Sex Sells. Deal With Alleged Serial Masturbater BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Alec Baldwin Flips Out Like a Human Being, Not a Victory for Alaskan Native Women BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women CNN Jezebel
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In-Depth With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs CNN Jezebel
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Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why We're Grateful Defamer io9 Jezebel
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This Hotline Gives You Prizes for Finishing Your Food Jezebel
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Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Worth It Gawker Jezebel
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UK Lunch Lady Fired for Her Birthday? CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog Jezebel
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Presumably, Someone in S.F. Wants You to Do Him a Favor BuzzFeed Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
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Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Scandal Marathon BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Cold War BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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Egyptian Government Threatens to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows CNN Jezebel
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A New D&D Game Is Still Shitty CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on His Own Crotch CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Pastor Seeks One Million Misguided Men to Camp With Boys Gawker Jezebel
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It's Time to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means CNN Jezebel
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Watch James Franco Get Inappropriate With Emma Roberts & BF Ice Cream Sandwich on 4/20 CNN Gawker Jezebel TMZ