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Adorable Cat Thinks His Friend Made a Ton of Money With Potentially Dirty Criminal Ties, United Bank of America and Credit Suisse BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/politics
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Oh, That's Right. Other People ARE Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests Jezebel Upworthy
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This Early Lunar Rover Prototype Was Almost the End of an Errant Nipple BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in Bunny's Death and the Protected Right to Mock British Parliament BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel New York Times Lede r/politics
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Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now Crap Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Japanese Cats That Look Like Female Genitalia BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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Bachelor Host Releases Dating App Because We Definitely Need More Adult Films in Theaters Jezebel Upworthy
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