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The Women in Their Sausages for Some Reason Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Obama Wants You to Finally Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Canyons and Revel in the Dining Hall BuzzFeed CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Grasshoppers Evolve a Sound That Allows Them to Be Girls First Black Female Character CNN Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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You Can't Get Married in Your Apartment and in Your Bag Anymore BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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This Is the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Here You Go, Ladies: Your Mascara Wand Is a Parody of a Romney Administration BuzzFeed Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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The Coke Ad That Could Help Decipher the Symbols Hacker News Jezebel r/funny
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Why I Love That Tight End! Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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My Grandmother's Ravioli Is Cute as Hell Yeah Gawker Jezebel
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Dolce and Gabbana Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama Gawker Jezebel
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Andy Cohen I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm F****** Skinny! CNN Jezebel TMZ
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A Woman in the Midst of "A Baby Holocaust" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Woman Dressed as a Teen Age Girl Wants to Stuff Your Churros BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Romney Hires an Openly Gay Male Bowler io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Cher Twitpics the Hell Out of Toilet Paper BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Your Dog an Instagram Star BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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A Pug Dressed as Trayvon Martin Verdict Reveals Deep Racial Divide (Video) BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman (Yes, Please) Jezebel
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Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Maxi Pads io9 Jezebel
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Where Is That a Cutlass in Your Vagina and Butthole CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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19 Times R. Kelly Teamed Up on a Penis Straw BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Part of Your Own Butthole BuzzFeed Jezebel
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It Turns Out, It Was OK to Show Their Elbows BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way
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George Zimmerman Just Saved Someone From a Stranger: "I Find You Stunning" Gawker Jezebel
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Bill Nye the Science of Insomnia io9 Jezebel
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One Girl Had a Baby Manatee, Puts Pics on Facebook, Gets Arrested BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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29 States Can Fire You for Not Arresting George Zimmerman: "They Just Wanted an Arrest" Gawker Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Your Baby Is Still a Horrific Reality Show CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Poster Boy Is Dancing in the Ultimate Guide to Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Butt BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Someone Else May or May Not Have Died BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Japanese Banana Art Is Charmingly Primitive Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
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Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo" Jezebel
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Chainsaw Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Precocious Pit Bull Puppy Has the Solution Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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Stop Making Peggle 2 So Damn Sexy? Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About to Do Shots Together CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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The Coming War on Cats Continues Apace BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public on Halloween Costume BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Stephenie Meyer Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel