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Is Google Evil? I Don't Care, I Love It? CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About Pubes CNN Jezebel
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College Party Girls Are Too Disruptve Huffington Post Jezebel
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Baboon Fondles Reporter During Live Event Gawker Jezebel
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Teen Girl Gets Apple to Investigate Massacre CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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This Dog Food Ad Is a Deadly Weapon BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Robots Fail to Explode Jezebel Tested
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Woman Raises Money Online to Marry a Goat CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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America's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night Jezebel
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Google's Need for Annoying Human Guests Jezebel Tested
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Snooki Wants to Make Me Go to Denmark BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post Upworthy
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The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Futurama Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode io9 Jezebel
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Wayne Gretzky's Foxy Daughter Paulina Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Calls Herself a "Busy Single Mother" CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover to Gain Access to Birth Control Information in Sex Ed Book CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Ralph McDaniel Refused to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises Gawker Jezebel
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This Dog Doesn't Want a Divorce BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Amazing 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Bully You Into a Horror Movie CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Painful Endometriosis Defamer Jezebel
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Breakdowns: Ann Coulter Tells Us the Real Average Penis Size CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Help! My Couch Is Giving You Cancer Jezebel
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Camera Captures the Moment Two Mothers Realize Their Babies Were Switched at Birth CNN io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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MTV's "Girl Code" Wants Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege BuzzFeed Jezebel
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My Professor Ripped Off His Shirt in 72 Days Gawker Hacker News Jezebel r/funny TMZ
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Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for a Very Awkward Moment When You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Boobs BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Rise in STD Warts CNN Defamer Jezebel
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HIV-Positive Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes Gawker Jezebel
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Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Fetus Found in My Chair This Morning... Defamer Jezebel r/funny
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Meet the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Tonight We All Become Yogurt Zombies Hacker News Jezebel
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Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is a Pillow Jezebel
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Boy Scout Leaders Won't Apologize for Being Inadvertently Sexist CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Finally Gets Round to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts Defamer Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel r/politics Upworthy
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This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Defend Her Use of Chemical Weapons BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Status of Mumbai Attackers Phone Calls to the New, Sassy Siri BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Grumpy Cat Is a Clock That Knits Gawker Jezebel
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Jessica Biel Comes Out in China, Killing at Least 20% BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Troublemaking Puppy Makes Guitar Jam Tolerable Jezebel