Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

My Professor Ripped Off His Shirt in 72 Days

3 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by purplefoxies
2013-12-06

2013-12-06

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then Superglued It Back On
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    In response to a particularly stupid question, my professor ripped off his shirt in the middle of lecture
    r/funny r/funny
  • Read
    Smashes
    Justin Bieber Learned About Poverty, Took His Shirt Off
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    From 0 to 100k users in 72 hours: the full story behind Breakup Notifier
    Hacker News Hacker News
  • Read
    Smashes
    Kris Humphries You Should Divorce That Shirt In 72 Days
    TMZ TMZ

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account