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Human Rights Group Welcomes Obama's Decision to Send His Kids to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Great Deal on Used Mattress CNN Jezebel
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Best App Ever Lets You Hate-Search Decades of NYT Weddings CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Rage Gifs -- When You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishwasher Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Senator in a Big Feathery Fur Pile BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Young People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests Gawker Jezebel
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Of Course Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Frat on Steroids, Says Former Female Employee BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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How to Make Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All" BuzzFeed Jezebel
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What It's Like to Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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The Extinct Were-Beasts of the Bathroom Closet io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Time to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Loved Ones, Admits NSA Program BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About Diversity Gawker Jezebel
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Adorable Penguin Couple Has Been Hit by Two Earthquakes Gawker Jezebel Nature
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Orphan Black Reveals How He Turned Into Wario Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Screw the NSA, Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb! CNN Gawker Jezebel
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National Punctuation Day Three Jezebel Kotaku
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Amanda Knox's First TV Interview Is Heavy on the Way of Smallpox BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Nature
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Kindly Get the Fuck Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Obama Unveils Budget That Includes Nannies Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Kangaroo Making Out With Spoons: The Big Bad World of 7 Years Ago CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls From Having a Threesome BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Unfriending People on Earth BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper Defamer Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Your Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had Defamer Jezebel
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India Plans a "New Colossus" of Its Panties Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Spooky" Thing Vandalized This Cop's Car? CNN Defamer Jezebel The Blaze
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Justin Bieber Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Bubbly Delight Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Aww, When Villains Are This Cute, They Don't Deserve Rights Jezebel Kotaku
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Sorry, Rich People: Even You Will Die Alone BuzzFeed Jezebel ThinkProgress
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The New Pope Sure Has an Eating Disorder Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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Popular Model Claims Hormonal Chickens Are Turning Gym Shorts Into Sexy Dresses Gawker Jezebel
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Are Your Pubes Like a "Street Walker" Jezebel
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OBAMA Wants You All to Sing With Rockapella Defamer Jezebel
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Grumpy Cat Movie Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive Gawker Jezebel
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Wonder Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile Gawker Jezebel
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Wear This Coat Made of Chocolate io9 Jezebel
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Ex: Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Is a FAKE Hufflepuff BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Princess Diana's Most Famous Spacesuit io9 Jezebel
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