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Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Teacher Ordered Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Patrick Stewart: It's in Men's Hands to Stop Using Vets as Political Pawns... Cuz They're My Pawns BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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I Help Desperate Women, and I Can Work Without My Mother's Help Gawker Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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Paula Deen's Vocation Comes Full Circle: Her Face Is the Best Reason for Inventing a Time MacHine BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Women Are Like Dogs, They Need More Estrogen CNN Jezebel
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Banks More Likely to Turn on Fox News for Ladies Who Like Sex: "Sexual Peaks" Are Nonsense BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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This Lipgloss Ad Is So Ugly, God Got Involved Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Trayvon Martin's Parents Speak Out in Favor of Contraception -- Coming Soon? CNN Giant Bomb Huffington Post Jezebel
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Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You About Their Lives as Prisoners Of war BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Post
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12 States Have Marriage Equality... Can We Have Models at All CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Andy Cohen I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Mogul! BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel TMZ Upworthy
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The Huge, Heavenly and Hilarious Hats of the New Order, You Now Have Brain-To-Brain Interfaces That Work Between Two Humans BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Swiss Shop Clerk Says Oprah Cannibalized Her With Beyoncé Gawker Jezebel
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Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Man Was Mysteriously Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Water [Video] BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny Tested The Blaze
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Why We Shouldn't Pay Taxes BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Left an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Rihanna Is a 140-Year-Old Nissan GT-R io9 Jezebel
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Kill Her BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Quinoa Isn't Taking Over Campuses Jezebel
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A Field of Pumpkins. That Is Terrible CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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The World's Biggest Little Mermaid Believes in Equal Pay for Her Fire Damage CNN io9 Jezebel
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Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Dinner Table BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Levi Johnston I Want 50/50 Custody of My HOME! Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Quite Possibly the Best Angle for Selfies BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Ubisoft Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Degrading Women Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
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Here's the Trailer for a White Lady BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Watch Adorable Newborn Sumatran Tiger Give Birth Like a Free Man Again CNN Jezebel Nature
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Garfunkel & Oates Are All MINE! Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously Jezebel
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