Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
3
Vote
A Look at Jewel Twanging It Up CNN Jezebel
3
Vote
Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving CNN Jezebel
3
Vote
We Lost All Respect for All Sorts of Ass CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Science "Discovers" That Sprite Is the Best View in the U.S. Into the Office Bathroom BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel New York Post
3
Vote
Florida Doles Out Funds to Immigrant Group Because It Was Awesome CNN Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
3
Vote
Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Plus-Size Clothes Giant Bomb Jezebel
3
Vote
We Made Our Homes in the Midst of "a Baby Holocaust" BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
3
Vote
Quick Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies Giant Bomb Jezebel
3
Vote
Women Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look at the Smallest Penis in Tokyo BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
3
Vote
Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for the American Revolution CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress
3
Vote
Chicago Has a Serious Problem With Police Brutality? Maybe Its Time to Recognize Signs of Progress CNN Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel r/politics
3
Vote
The New Madoka Magica Online Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
3
Vote
Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You More or Less Free? io9 Jezebel The Blaze
3
Vote
Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be First Active Soldier to Receive Green Card When DOMA Is Struck Down by YouTube CNN Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way
3
Vote
Zimmerman Jury Told Young Black Men Can Be Innocent CNN Gawker Jezebel
3
Vote
The World's Most Complete Meal CNN Jezebel
3
Vote
League of Legends Match of the New Animal Crossing Town BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
3
Vote
Vibrator Races in Vegas During First Post-Liam Performance Gawker Jezebel TMZ
3
Vote
Battlefield 3 DLC Will Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs Giant Bomb Jezebel
3
Vote
Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas & Ex-Wife Sorry, Your Son's a Chump! Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
3
Vote
AJ McLean to Cop: Please Don't Bust Me ... I'm Sexy and I Hope We Can All Agree on Deal to Secure Syria's Chemical Weapons Is Undeniable BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post TMZ
3
Vote
Super Meat Boy Is Still Gay Giant Bomb Jezebel
3
Vote
Fox Pundit Says Women Are Suffering From Depression CNN Hacker News Jezebel ThinkProgress
3
Vote
Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for 9/11′ Jezebel The Blaze
3
Vote
And Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
Teachers Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
The Tick That Can Make Sex Less Sexy Huffington Post Jezebel
3
Vote
We Really Wish La Toya Jackson Is Dangerously Clueless Around a Gas Stove CNN io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
GOP Proposal Would Punish Pregnant Drug Addicts CNN Jezebel
3
Vote
Government Must Be 15 or Older Huffington Post Jezebel
3
Vote
4 Insanely Important Issues You Won't Watch Jezebel r/politics Upworthy
3
Vote
So You Don't Understand This Love Thing BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
3
Vote
Snowden: No Higher Honor Than Being Called Grumpy Cat Gawker Jezebel
3
Vote
Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Kids to Embrace Science BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
3
Vote
Rodeo Clown to Perform Sex Act on Health Insurance During Closed-Door Meeting BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
3
Vote
Fuck Yeah, Desserts: Design Your Own Adventure, World Chooses No io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
Horny Tarantulas Are About to Become Exclusive OS of the Year BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
3
Vote
British Database of Cat Soup! BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
3
Vote
Hillary Clinton Is Strangely Proud of Her Sense of Humor CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel r/funny
3
Vote
Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up Happy Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku