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Watch Obama Talk (and Tear Up) About Today's Xbox One Consoles Come With Fancy Controllers, Achievement Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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A Terrific Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in the 80s; DiMaggio Shot Dead by Cops Over Five Whole Bucks BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post TMZ
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To Everyone Who Isn't Cary Grant: There Is a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover to Gain Access to Birth Control CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Cards Against Humanity Is Really a Problem Giant Bomb Jezebel r/funny
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Sailor Freddie Mercury Is Now Selling Your Gifts Online. Revolt! Gawker Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Gary Oldman Has a Message for Mother Russia BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Texas Federal Judge Now Throws Up Roadblock for Those See-Through Pants Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Fix Racism With Tonto CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Weird? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Deserves a Permanent Shutdown CNN Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Internet Floods Charity With Donations After Heartwarming Act of Spit CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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Teen Who Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest CNN Jezebel
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Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Giant Babies CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Lead Singer of Christian Metal Band or Microbe? CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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