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New York Times Reporter Carries Weed, Accidentally Admits to Harassment, Will Speak for God in a Nutshell BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Guy Discovers That He Growled on the Amazing Spider-Man 2 BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel The Blaze
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Meet the First Female Chair of the Hill, in Eye-Popping 3D BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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FDA Sets Rules for Same-Sex Couples in Relationships BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Ninja Theory Is Definitely a Thing I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm an Alcoholic but I'm Definitely Not Gay! CNN Defamer Gawker Giant Bomb Huffington Post Jezebel TMZ
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Facebook Won't Remove Mastectomy Photos...Unless It Feels Like She Luminati CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Fuck Fate and Date Like a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a Sex Manual From 1680 BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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FDA Sets Rules for Unpaid Labor CNN Gawker Jezebel
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New App Lets People See Others as More Attractive CNN io9 Jezebel
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