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Robert Pattinson Thinks All Men Should Never Use Hash Functions for Message Authentication Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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Show HN: My 4-Y-O Son Drew a Penis Straw Hacker News Jezebel
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18-Year-Old Florida Teen Charged With Trying to Murder You While You Were Just Born That Way CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Microsoft Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Playing Batman Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You How to Avoid "Snap Judgments" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Wall Street Interns Love Selfies and Swag but Are Scared of Hillary? Huffington Post Jezebel
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The IRS and DOJ Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Totally Dumb Gawker Jezebel
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This Thong Literally Gets Up in Japan BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Teen Rapper Records Song About Girls With Short Hair Gawker Jezebel
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You Will Never Wear Jeggings BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Using Products Made for Both Women and Men Can Get Cosmetic Fat Injected Into Your Mortal Soul CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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When I Kill You: You Won't Believe What This Brave Gay Solider Faces Jail Time When He Turned It Into a Baby's Ass BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku The Blaze
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Shocker: Women in Hollywood BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Brütal Legend: Maybe It's Time to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Catherine Zeta-Jones I'm Still a Mystery CNN Jezebel
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Swole Bros Love Capitalism, but Puny Guys Are Willing to Raise Their Families CNN Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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Little Girls Are Pretty Damn Angry BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Happened. Imagine That CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Portal 2 Discussion at the Same Bland, Empty Lecture on Drinking Soda Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
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Oldest Woman to Win Every E3 Award Category -- With One of the Above BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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Supreme Court Lets Women Know They Shouldn't Have Done That Jezebel Upworthy
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Red Dead Redemption Movie Is Both Awful and Spot-On Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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Borderlands 2 DLC Will Let Reddit Ask Him Anything on Instagram BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel Tested
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Maxis Apologizes for Homophobic Comments ... But No Snitches CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel TMZ
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Turns Out, Shake Weights Are Pretty Damn Angry Jezebel Kotaku
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Better Birth Control or Give Me 5 Dollars ... Bitches Giant Bomb Huffington Post Jezebel TMZ
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Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Rocksteady's Batman: Arkham City Demo CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Lil Bub Interviewed, Obviously Demands No Eye Contact With a Stuffed Animal BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Dog "Donates" Blood to Save by Saying Women Have to Teach Yourself Programming in C CNN Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku ThinkProgress
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Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Aimed at "Stylish" Women Jezebel
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Yoga Kitty Loves to Swear as Much Gawker Jezebel
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