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A Terrific Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in the 80s; DiMaggio Shot Dead by Cops Over Five Whole Bucks

A Terrific Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in the 80s; DiMaggio Shot Dead by Cops Over Five Whole Bucks by Spice ♥ Trying to Catch Up! via Flickr

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