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Human Rights Group Welcomes Obama's Decision to Send His Kids to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening

Human Rights Group Welcomes Obama's Decision to Send His Kids to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening by toriloveskitty via Flickr

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2013-12-16

2013-12-16

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