Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Consuming Breakfast at an Average of 29 Kbits/s
5	5 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Is Really Destroying the Planet
5	5 Vote	Obama Engages the Young Wolf
5	5 Vote	Did Everyone 3,000 Years Ago Have a Drug Problem
5	5 Vote	We Were on a Boat!
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Feels Like to Be Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
5	5 Vote	All It Takes Is a Thing
5	5 Vote	Now You Can Have SEX!
5	5 Vote	LeBron James Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
5	5 Vote	Rachel Zoe Has Created a Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich
5	5 Vote	This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to the Same-Sex
5	5 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Cry
5	5 Vote	The Guy Who Regrets His Abortion
5	5 Vote	Valentine's Day Gift: A Bucket Full of Angry Parents
5	5 Vote	Dr. Phil Was the Dad on Adventure Time
5	5 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place
5	5 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
5	5 Vote	NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage to the Field. It'll Look So Cool!
5	5 Vote	Sunday Comics: A Pocket Full of Angry Parents
5	5 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Decision
5	5 Vote	Pretty Sure This Is Important
5	5 Vote	Jar Jar Binks Finally Gets HS diploma
5	5 Vote	Pasta CEO Refuses to Let Politicians Write Their Own Theme Music
5	5 Vote	Doctors Told Sam He Had Until He Died, Family claims
5	5 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail When He Woke Up in the Empire State Building
5	5 Vote	Should You Be Dropping on Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
5	5 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Cookie Monster Cumrag
5	5 Vote	The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Unabomber
5	5 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life
5	5 Vote	VIDEO: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me Herpes
5	5 Vote	Motorola Slaps a Keyboard on the Lincoln Memorial
5	5 Vote	Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All Poverty & Environmental Laws
5	5 Vote	Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl to Have chemo
5	5 Vote	The Slow Demise of the Universe
5	5 Vote	Weiner Is Officially a Let Down
5	5 Vote	How to Get in His Tighty Whities
5	5 Vote	At Least Try to Stay in Jail
5	5 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape to Cancer-Stricken teen
5	5 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Christmas