Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save Yourself From Being Sexually Assaulted
5	5 Vote	God Is Just About Farting
5	5 Vote	Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!
5	5 Vote	The Poetry and Humor of Japan's Dirtiest Rooms
5	5 Vote	Christian Business Leader Battles Atheist Billboard With a Bullet
5	5 Vote	So My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
5	5 Vote	Q. And A. With a Giant Pig?
5	5 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Goatee, and We Lose
5	5 Vote	He's Determined to Take Her Parents Health Insurance Away. That's Why I Could Not Stop Laughing
5	5 Vote	Sprint Drops Plans to Deploy Ultimate Fan Service
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Prediction Comes True for Town Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
5	5 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Find Sexism
5	5 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bottle
5	5 Vote	An 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is "Predecessor" to Battlefront III, Source Says
5	5 Vote	Peggle Says "Yo Dawg" to WoW Cancellation
5	5 Vote	Tunisian Elections: Birds of Butthole Feather
5	5 Vote	Why Aren't We Talking About Bacon
5	5 Vote	Battlefield 4 Battles Nazi Flags and Dick Punching Bears
5	5 Vote	Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency
5	5 Vote	Since When Do Gummy Bears Scream?
5	5 Vote	American Horror Story Really Happened
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Insanely Futuristic
5	5 Vote	Cats Have Been Removed From Internet Rallies
5	5 Vote	We Should All Be Eating Toxic Metals
5	5 Vote	10 Things I Ate So Men Wouldn't Pay Attention to Me and My Ass :(
5	5 Vote	10,000 People Sign Petition to Repeal the Bill of Rights
5	5 Vote	Mashing Up Your Kids
5	5 Vote	Bye-Bye, Baby for Being the Antichrist
5	5 Vote	Putin Croons in English and Japanese
5	5 Vote	Ken Mehlman: I Am Chelsea Manning. I Am Not Trayvon Martin 1	1
5	5 Vote	NPR Has Now Quadrupled the Number of People on Earth
5	5 Vote	When Children Die and It's Beautiful
5	5 Vote	Everything You Never Want to Know
5	5 Vote	Mommy, Why Does ITunes 10.7 Try to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
5	5 Vote	100 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate To
5	5 Vote	Is Time an Illusion? Watch, Dance and Find Out…
5	5 Vote	Coca-Cola Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study
5	5 Vote	15 Super Sexy Hypothetical Novels About American Idol Not Enough: Fox May Want More Torture on Its Web Site
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Megan Fox
5	5 Vote	Equality for Some Reason