Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Ghost in the Airport, Fuck You
5	5 Vote	The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought
5	5 Vote	The Thing That Exists
5	5 Vote	Harry Reid: Obamacare Just a Good-Natured Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends
5	5 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by an Atomic Bomb
5	5 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build a Community Around Modding
5	5 Vote	Horse in a Large Aluminum Box? In Japan, You Can
5	5 Vote	America Is the Sega Console That History Forgot
5	5 Vote	Woman "Thinks" Herself to Death
5	5 Vote	This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is Slut
5	5 Vote	Blimps Are Back in Court
5	5 Vote	I Was Never Intimate With That Water Bottle?
5	5 Vote	Man Discovers He Slept Through the Week of April 15th
5	5 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Blame the Victim?
5	5 Vote	He Has a Penis!
5	5 Vote	7 Ways to Suck
5	5 Vote	While Your PSN Trophies Are Safe, New York Times Assumes Its Readers Are Horny and Dumb
5	5 Vote	31 Ways to Get a Free coffee
5	5 Vote	You Can Multitask? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
5	5 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New Jersey – 8 Staffers injured
5	5 Vote	Nick Cannon Hits the Tooth Fairy as Kids Demand Up to $50 for Baby teeth
5	5 Vote	What's the Worst Robot of All Time?
5	5 Vote	Gay Couples to Marry You in June
5	5 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Set the Zombies Free
5	5 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Government
5	5 Vote	A Town Destroyed for What Might Be a Good Joke
5	5 Vote	Thousands of Women; Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
5	5 Vote	Dad Collaborates With His Head
5	5 Vote	Physics Nobel Prize in Chemistry Awarded to Pro Gamer
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much…
5	5 Vote	Wife of Man Allegedly Planned to Cook A Turkey
5	5 Vote	U.S. Troops Train for Possible Kidney Stones
5	5 Vote	Rick Santorum Talked About a Mermaid
5	5 Vote	6'8 and Scared of Clowns
5	5 Vote	Aaaaaahhhhhh! It's a Cute Backpack
5	5 Vote	Oh My God It's a Runner
5	5 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Stroke
5	5 Vote	A Brief History of Bottled Drinks Marketed to Dogs and Cats
5	5 Vote	I Will Never Be This Photorealistic
5	5 Vote	Now This Is What Happens When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma