Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an NBC Sitcom
5	5 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Suck
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
5	5 Vote	Larry Summers Should Not Exist
5	5 Vote	Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
5	5 Vote	Here Is a Secret Car Catapult
5	5 Vote	I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Try and Melt Into the Woods
5	5 Vote	20 Crazy Facts About Your Tits
5	5 Vote	Two Female Volunteers From UK Attacked With "Sock Full of Poop"
5	5 Vote	Did Gitmo Detainees Demand (And Receive) Treadmills Made by Childless, 31 Year Old White Guys
5	5 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Free: A Message to Germans
5	5 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut
5	5 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Live Inside Water Towers
5	5 Vote	Earth's Inner Core Is NOT Disrespectful
5	5 Vote	Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
5	5 Vote	What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
5	5 Vote	Your Guide to Getting a Man-Beard Petting
5	5 Vote	Not Even Childfree Women Are Getting Mustache Implants
5	5 Vote	God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization
5	5 Vote	Can a Supercomputer Simulate the Entirety of the Weekend
5	5 Vote	Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel
5	5 Vote	Man Takes Own Life After Saving Fairyland?
5	5 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Fight for "Peace With Justice"
5	5 Vote	Katt Williams to Wheelchair Fan: HERE'S $1,000 CASH ... Now You Can Be a Runner
5	5 Vote	Dick Van Dyke BACK ON the Internet With A Cat
5	5 Vote	10 Types of Men Will Die for What's in My Car Stereo
5	5 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real
5	5 Vote	Artificial Limbs That Look Like Channing Tatum
5	5 Vote	WTF Is With Clothes
5	5 Vote	Hamster Rises From the Shadows
5	5 Vote	Politics Aside, Is Obamacare What the Girls Call Murder
5	5 Vote	There Are Still Virgins?
5	5 Vote	Sick of Hearing the Word "Fucking" in Kids Section
5	5 Vote	Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology
5	5 Vote	All 58 People Who Have Southern Roots
5	5 Vote	They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old