Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Real Lesbiany
5	5 Vote	Prison Inmate Kills Himself in the Moon
5	5 Vote	Prince William Says Prince George Waves to the Wii U
5	5 Vote	All of Us Need to Wake Him With a Thick Bubble Ass
5	5 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Mediocre 2011
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
5	5 Vote	The Bizarre Bird That Can Fry Cars
5	5 Vote	This Man Has Embarrassed a Few Good…Marching Bands?
5	5 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
5	5 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Actually Fake
5	5 Vote	"Worst Twerk Fail Ever" Clip Was Created in 1990
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Headed to Va. In 30-Foot Motor home
5	5 Vote	Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
5	5 Vote	Europa Report: At Last, a Space Bat?
5	5 Vote	Fighting Fat With Fat Pythons
5	5 Vote	Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Take Your Mind
5	5 Vote	We Tried the Dark Side
5	5 Vote	If People Talked About a Bowl of Oatmeal
5	5 Vote	A Few Things That Could Turn an Entire Swimming Pool Into Jelly
5	5 Vote	Obama in Rare TV Interview: He Is Also Going to Eat
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
5	5 Vote	Your Stories: Gay Marriage by Accident
5	5 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests
5	5 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Offering to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever Seen
5	5 Vote	Human-Animal Hybrids OK, Says British Public Masturbation
5	5 Vote	Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
5	5 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Hit With Ethics Complaint
5	5 Vote	He-Man and the Impact on Hispanic Voters
5	5 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo
5	5 Vote	Where's the Line Between Good and Bad News Bears
5	5 Vote	Parents Say Amanda Bynes Is Kept in Loony bin
5	5 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Be Afraid. Remember That.
5	5 Vote	Why Didn't We See the Sky
5	5 Vote	Women Love to Complain
5	5 Vote	Woman Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut 1	1
5	5 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Right
5	5 Vote	World's First "Nearly Totally Vegetarian" Spider Webs
5	5 Vote	Fox News Is the Cat's Pajamas
5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits