Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Robbery Ends in Predictable Way
5	5 Vote	Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
5	5 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After Death?
5	5 Vote	Charlie Brown Is Feeling Crucified
5	5 Vote	Monkey in the Microwave
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
5	5 Vote	Bear Attempts to Kill Himself
5	5 Vote	Oh Pixar, You Had Sex and Now They're Going to Protest
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
5	5 Vote	Woman Blames Husband for Obama's Resignation
5	5 Vote	6 Words From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten
5	5 Vote	These Cats in Christmas Outfits Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
5	5 Vote	Seven Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV
5	5 Vote	Can Dolphins Take Over for Chancellor Palpatine in Clone Wars
5	5 Vote	College Kids of America: The Government Doesn't Understand Time Travel Is Easy! Well, Kinda
5	5 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Pants
5	5 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Reason to Raise Legal Prostitution Age To 18
5	5 Vote	Virtual Jeff Foxworthy Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save His Friends
5	5 Vote	Living With Your Mom Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
5	5 Vote	How to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Raincoat
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Over but That's OK
5	5 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Brown Quotes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
5	5 Vote	Canada Promises to Pay Their Fair Share, and to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
5	5 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
5	5 Vote	Are These Real Answers, or Fake Questions, in This Video?
5	5 Vote	Minecraft: The Story of a Pain in the Ass
5	5 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Your Kitchen
5	5 Vote	These Beetles Are Officially Annoying
5	5 Vote	What Do You Do When the President Asks You to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies For organs
5	5 Vote	Eisner and the Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob
5	5 Vote	There's Something Oddly Satisfying About Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
5	5 Vote	Van Helsing: Tastes Like BULLSHIT
5	5 Vote	Beavis the Kitten Is Fighting Aliens in Russell T. Davies Wizards vs. Aliens!
5	5 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Should Play Ball
5	5 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With It
5	5 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Cat Falls
5	5 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Disaster
5	5 Vote	The Sims 4 Will Let You Blow People Up in a Sailing Ship
5	5 Vote	If the Scooby Gang Took Over 90s Living Rooms
5	5 Vote	You Can Grow Your Own Health Care. Boom!