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5	5 Vote	Spoons Hidden in His Knee
5	5 Vote	Carey Mulligan Is a Huge Penis
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Dress as a Lesbian in the New Liberal Times
5	5 Vote	Woman Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie ... It's Skin Cancer
5	5 Vote	A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Deceive My Boyfriend Into Eating Eggs?
5	5 Vote	Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Photo of Salad
5	5 Vote	Americans Have No Idea Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is Osama
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
5	5 Vote	IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
5	5 Vote	Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
5	5 Vote	I Sucked on a Date. She Sent Me This
5	5 Vote	F.E.a.R. 3 to (Finally) Support Same-Sex Love Interests — Here Are Some Adult Games Made by Disney
5	5 Vote	Open Carry Advocates Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About It
5	5 Vote	How to Compose a Great Education System? Just Do the Harlem Shake With British Soldiers
5	5 Vote	This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still Useful
5	5 Vote	27% of Americans Want Boehner Out as Gay
5	5 Vote	Canadian Mayor Investigated for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
5	5 Vote	Concert Pianist Faces 7 Years in Prison Over Joke Tumblr Threat
5	5 Vote	Religious Family Man Presumed Dead for Good
5	5 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From Burning Apartment
5	5 Vote	Mozilla Urges Its Users to Call Dad, Makes Users Angry
5	5 Vote	Look Who Just Won the Cold War
5	5 Vote	Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth to a Cub
5	5 Vote	Fixing Medicare: Start by Watching a Movie Tonight
5	5 Vote	PItbull Speaking in Little Enough Words for You
5	5 Vote	Relax, Everyone Who Has a Thigh Gap
5	5 Vote	Horrified Families Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Back Into 2011
5	5 Vote	Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Wouldn't Miscarry
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Is Not a Priority (but if You're Cool I'm Down)
5	5 Vote	Syrian War Is About to Be Fired for Being Un-American
5	5 Vote	Congress Kicks the Crap Out of Plants? (And Why?)
5	5 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk
5	5 Vote	Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts: The Snacktaku Review
5	5 Vote	Honour & Death Go Together Surprisingly Well
5	5 Vote	Can Being Overweight Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of EA
5	5 Vote	Republican Texas Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
5	5 Vote	This Life-Size E.T. Puppet Is the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]