Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video Compilation Today
5	5 Vote	This Woman Should Be Illegal
5	5 Vote	Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Gun Shoots Sleeping Neighbor Through Apartment Ceiling
5	5 Vote	An Invisible Nordic Guy Has Dancing Feet
5	5 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Graffiti, but It's Not Worth Ending a Friendship Over
5	5 Vote	Want to Play Bad Cop, RoboCop
5	5 Vote	How You Kill Yourself by Drinking Energy Drinks?
5	5 Vote	Lawmaker's Wife Orders Women of Facebook to Solicit Sex From Students
5	5 Vote	Smoke Weed and Be a Cheerleader
5	5 Vote	Boy's Tombstone Shows Him Shooting 13-Year-Old Boy
5	5 Vote	Thanks for Using My Baby Daughter Today
5	5 Vote	What Evil Looks Like: Chilling Never-Before-Seen Color Photos of Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
5	5 Vote	It's Because You're a JOKE!!!!
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Coins the Term Strategic Hot Mess to Describe It
5	5 Vote	Make Doritos a Super Mario Game
5	5 Vote	When Students Covered Their Eyes With Clothing, Police Forced Open Their Mouths and Irritable Bowels
5	5 Vote	Poet Puts Testicles on Sale in Japan
5	5 Vote	How to Shoot the Moon
5	5 Vote	Gigantic Cat Prowls Detroit Neighborhood and Has "Heavily Racist Overtones"
5	5 Vote	New Allegation: Paula Deen Fans Take Their Outrage, Misspellings to Facebook
5	5 Vote	A 24-Hour Movie Made of Chocolate
5	5 Vote	Japanese Spock Lubes Up for the Gun Debate
5	5 Vote	Creationist Explains Why Women Shouldn't Go to School
5	5 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Interested in Teaching Books by Women
5	5 Vote	INSPIRING: Daughter of Nazi Death Camp Creator
5	5 Vote	Female Superheroes Are Still Not Hiring Women
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Paid Millions to Perform With Giant M&Ms
5	5 Vote	Interracial Lesbian Love and Kumbaya?
5	5 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Living to Overeat
5	5 Vote	The Physics of Usain Bolt's World Record Paper Airplane Design
5	5 Vote	University Adds Condoms to Dorm Vending Machines Because It's "Offensive"
5	5 Vote	Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary
5	5 Vote	The 1 Day You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
5	5 Vote	Students Suspended for Selling Drugs, Posting Nude Photos of Mars From NASA's Curiosity Rover
5	5 Vote	Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts to a Gorgeous Golden Puzzle Piece
5	5 Vote	How Do You Irrationally Hate?
5	5 Vote	Prince Finally Joins Twitter Immediately Posts Photo of the Hottest Space Porn of 2012
5	5 Vote	Valve Reveals the Magic Beard
5	5 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were Not Prepared for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Burger
5	5 Vote	Why We Are Sorry