Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	A Quarter of Men Say Women Should Pay More Taxes
5	5 Vote	A Twerking World Record Attempt Is Happening Right Now, Nerds
5	5 Vote	Ridiculous Shoes Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
5	5 Vote	Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why Rick Perry Has Claimed That the Department of Justice Won't Be Forced to Fake Fuck
5	5 Vote	There's Nothing Sadder Than the Wreck of a Penis
5	5 Vote	Women Are Wearing Their Skirts 1	1
5	5 Vote	Nintendo's President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star
5	5 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Held to Russia's Harsh Anti-Gay Law During the Shutdown
5	5 Vote	Square Enix America CEO Steps Down as Minecraft.net Gets Attacked
5	5 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When It's Done by Caveladies, NOT Cavemen
5	5 Vote	When My Dog Got Attacked by a Black Ninja Burger in Japan. No, Really
5	5 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Movie Would Be Illegal in Minnesota
5	5 Vote	What Happens to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
5	5 Vote	One Woman Attempts to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane
5	5 Vote	Have You Donated Money to Buy Hideous Merchandise
5	5 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
5	5 Vote	Google Has an Eating Disorder, Paid Her Friend to Lose Weight, Says Study
5	5 Vote	Blind Dog and His Mad God
5	5 Vote	Now You Can Get Out of Bed
5	5 Vote	This Is a Lying Cheetah
5	5 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
5	5 Vote	First Look at GTA IV: Ballad of Gay Hugs
5	5 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating in Public
5	5 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Homesick for Brazil
5	5 Vote	Watch: Bangkok Taxi Driver Hacks American to Death in This Awesome Fan Art Created by a Hippo
5	5 Vote	Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth at National Zoo
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Won't Switch to Second Half of 2012
5	5 Vote	Recently Tweeted Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Those Pics, Duh
5	5 Vote	Belgium Now Has Rare Case of BIEBERITIS
5	5 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in 1,000-Year-Old Mexican Cemetery
5	5 Vote	Here Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks
5	5 Vote	FOUND: A Truly Free Version of Cancer
5	5 Vote	You Should Use Protesters for "Target Practice"
5	5 Vote	One of the Cat Who Wears Tights 1	1
5	5 Vote	Warning: This Clip Was Created by Corporations
5	5 Vote	How the Story Only Gets Worse
5	5 Vote	Intel and Google Get Serious About Wanting to Marry a Goat
5	5 Vote	Senate Republicans Take a Hipster Pilgrimage Through Portlandia Filming Locations
5	5 Vote	Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Review Roundup
5	5 Vote	Is Mitt Romney Profiting Off Love (VIDEO)