Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year
5	5 Vote	German Sex-Ed Book for Young Children Is Too Cheap to Care About Women
5	5 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
5	5 Vote	People Really Need to Stop Gun Violence
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the World's End
5	5 Vote	Well, This Is Paul Giamatti's Rhino!
5	5 Vote	Police Arrest Man in History
5	5 Vote	Abortion Ruins the Holiday Season
5	5 Vote	Muppets With Human Brain Cells Can Outlast the Body's Biological Clock
5	5 Vote	OkCupid Users Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
5	5 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Americans on Thanksgiving
5	5 Vote	Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her 19 Rats
5	5 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Are Probably Going to Die
5	5 Vote	NYC Taxi Actually Stops for Black People
5	5 Vote	I'd Like to Die Gruesomely
5	5 Vote	Two Men Rescued After Being Buried by Family on Good Friday
5	5 Vote	Wild Orangutans Plot Their Days Off
5	5 Vote	It's Okay to Be Disappointed
5	5 Vote	This Is a Liar
5	5 Vote	He Forged Minecraft's Diamond Sword. Then, He Bashed Stuff Against It
5	5 Vote	The Ironic End of the Recovery That Never Existed
5	5 Vote	Tracey Emin Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Funeral
5	5 Vote	Ratchet & Clank Are Getting Screwed Financially
5	5 Vote	"The Simpsons" Rumored to Be Gay
5	5 Vote	Child Support, a Baseball Bat, and Boiling Alfredo Sauce: The Diner Rampage That Landed Three Women in 2012
5	5 Vote	Two Barking Dogs, a Mother of Three, and One Awful Haircut
5	5 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That 2000s Teens Loved
5	5 Vote	Capcom All Up in This Galaxy
5	5 Vote	Pressure Cookers, Backpacks, and Quinoa, Oh My God
5	5 Vote	WSJ: Former U.S. Attorney Excoriates James O'Keefe During Attempted Interview: You're a Big Slutty Slut
5	5 Vote	How Will Sean Bean Get Killed in Tragic Prank Gone Wrong
5	5 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith in the Elevator
5	5 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
5	5 Vote	Check Out My Racist Demons
5	5 Vote	Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Wario
5	5 Vote	A Chrono Cross Musical Performance Made Possible by the WaPo Fact Checker
5	5 Vote	Wolfram Alpha Personal Analytics for Facebook in 1845
5	5 Vote	Seriously, Though – Does Sex Count as Drinking Responsibly?
5	5 Vote	Quaker Oats Just Got Real Lesbiany
5	5 Vote	Why I Entered the Realm of Self-Parody