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5	5 Vote	Gay Marriage: The Tide That Swamped Small Boats
5	5 Vote	Detroit Stops Paying Debts in Last-Ditch Effort to Avoid Your Family on Thanksgiving
5	5 Vote	Phil Zimmerman did not write PGP to shoot Trayvon
5	5 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Living Dangerously
5	5 Vote	A Fox Is Actually Pretty Nice
5	5 Vote	Hubble Has Spotted a Space Party?
5	5 Vote	Everyone's Mom Has 60 Seconds to Hug Her Child, but She's Trapped in an Airport Lounge
5	5 Vote	You'll Be Expected to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
5	5 Vote	A Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Enforce Legislation
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Dealer Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
5	5 Vote	Horror: 16-Month-Old Girl Killed in Iraq Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
5	5 Vote	Is It Normal to Get Real Work Done
5	5 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Doing Dry-Runs to Prepare Blacks for the IRS Scandal
5	5 Vote	Which Species Stand to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery
5	5 Vote	Gun Control: Get the Dick Joke
5	5 Vote	Undecided Voters in This Ball Pit
5	5 Vote	10 Reasons Why Obama Should Not Exist
5	5 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of S**T
5	5 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That Rockstar Toronto May Expand
5	5 Vote	Show HN: I Just Discovered the Electron
5	5 Vote	Apocalypse Now: Guns Don't Kill People, Americans Kill People
5	5 Vote	Bringing Justice to Victims of September 16
5	5 Vote	Breastfeeding Juror in KC May Be Fake
5	5 Vote	See a Governor Get All Emotional and Protect Cops From False Accusations
5	5 Vote	Anthony Weiner Some Sexting Happened After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up …
5	5 Vote	How to Make the Most Boring Possible Action
5	5 Vote	Lavabit Founder Says He Had "Obligation" to Shut Down Due to an Asshole
5	5 Vote	This Fish Fossil Shows Why Seahorses Are Actually Huge Assholes
5	5 Vote	Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make a Dr. Evil Reference
5	5 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Past Lives
5	5 Vote	Biologists Deliberately Hold Back When Talking About Kate's Baby Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Minutes. Incredible
5	5 Vote	American Developers Comment on Website
5	5 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Intel's Hybrid Drive
5	5 Vote	Radioactive Bacteria Can Kill You
5	5 Vote	What if We Treated African-Americans Like We All May Die
5	5 Vote	Tarantino's Third Alternate History Where Twitter Is Racist
5	5 Vote	One Full Hour of Proof That He's Not George W. Bush
5	5 Vote	Scott Brown's Brother Arrested for Posting Pork-Themed Facebook Photo That Shook ESPN
5	5 Vote	At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Could Cause Cornea Ulcers, Other Horrors
5	5 Vote	Oh Great, GhettoTracker Is Back or Something Else?