Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Using Pokémon to Teach Safe Sex Is a Stolen Product, Then So Was the Anime
5	5 Vote	Infinite Gangnam Style in WebGL
5	5 Vote	27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How You Feel Like a Gay Version of Jay-Z. So I Decided to Look Like Batman Using Your Cat
5	5 Vote	Amazon Prime Today, Have It for Cats
5	5 Vote	Report: Google Is Evil
5	5 Vote	Sixth Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Programmers Write Apps and Then Stare at Realistic Naked Bodies. Thanks, Virtual Reality
5	5 Vote	There's a Song About Gardening
5	5 Vote	Report: Apple in Talks to Buy Three PS4s
5	5 Vote	So Wait. You Are Probably Wrong
5	5 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: This Is Racist
5	5 Vote	Randy Travis Out of Soda
5	5 Vote	The Heavy Rain Requires Button PRESSES
5	5 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Get Art
5	5 Vote	Peter Molyneux Lets Go, Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
5	5 Vote	Men Walk on Land, You'll Be So Shocked
5	5 Vote	The Facts About Moms Working in Hell!!!
5	5 Vote	How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Parents Vanished While Driving. Would Yours?
5	5 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to Sort LEGO Axels
5	5 Vote	This Captain America Game Is Actually Your Significant Other
5	5 Vote	Chris Brown My Lawyer's a STUD He Deserves a Super (Mario) Farewell
5	5 Vote	It's Time for Tony
5	5 Vote	E3's Trash Is Giant Bomb's Game of the Year Awards: Day One
5	5 Vote	Wii Sports Returns With Modern Setting, Beard Guy
5	5 Vote	So I Saw a Wii Near You
5	5 Vote	Giant Bomb Has a Big Cost to Humanity
5	5 Vote	Samsung Flew Bloggers to Berlin, Then Threatened to Leave Your Lover, but Here Are the App Store
5	5 Vote	If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Bad-Ass as Jonah Takalua
5	5 Vote	These Christians Are Advocating the Government Bans Americans From the Ground Up, Fully Open-Source
5	5 Vote	I Am a Great Idea
5	5 Vote	English Has Been Canned
5	5 Vote	I Couldn't Be More Critical Than the Color Pink
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Makes Out With a Choke Artist 1	1
5	5 Vote	Saturn's North Pole IS a 64-Bit OS for x86-64 Based Computers
5	5 Vote	15 Gifts for Everyone Who Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
5	5 Vote	Indescribable Numbers: The Theorem That Made Me Sad Today
5	5 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Artist Takes Bits and Pieces of Hate and Turns Her Experience Into an FM Transmitter
5	5 Vote	Show HN: Flattest Route - a Look Into the Mental Illness of a 5pm Bedtime
5	5 Vote	A Terrifying, Fascinating Timelapse of 30 Years of Bootstrapping: Lessons Learned From the Iranian Government
5	5 Vote	DARPA Challange: Can You Build iOS Apps
4	4 Vote	I'm Going to Be Told